This is Suzy Berhow. She is gorgeous. She is also, by some work of God, my fiancee. On March 25, 2008 I asked her to marry at the
beautiful Morikami Japanese Gardens. She said yes! She has been a constant source of
inspiration, love, and happiness in my life. (If you are so observant, "Berhow Box" in Metal Gear Awesome is named after her.)
Without her, I wouldn't have accomplished half of the stuff I have now, and I
wouldn't be so motivated for self-improvement. So many people have told me so many motivating things in my life but she is the
first person to really open my ears to it all, and of anyone, she gives me the most support and hope for the future.
As is probably very obvious, she is a model. A very good one at that. She has a website on Myspace:
If you're looking for a model for a photoshoot, she is very diverse, and I can tell you, she knows what she's doing. She is as
professional as they get, and she is no stranger to being in front of the camera. If you like what I do as a voice actor, she
does it one thousand fold as a model. She is simply amazing.
Suzy also designs clothes and costumes and is very good at what she does. As if that wasn't enough, she's an amazing artist who
never seems to stop improving dramatically. I often find myself jealous of her ability when I look at her work, and my most prized
wall ornament is a painting she did specially for me hanging right above my bed.
She is my angel, my one and only, and my first and last. So I take this time to thank her for all she's done for me, and to tell
the world how much she has helped create the things that make you laugh. I love Suzy Berhow.
The following flash movie may be too mushy for the TOO MACHO. Don't watch if you're upset by insane levels of mush 'cause I'm a mushy guy.